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05-12-2006, 01:43 PM
ONE DAY WHEN HANGING OUT WITH HIS FRIEND'S IN FAR EAST PLAZA, SUDDENLY A MAGIC LAMP FALL DOWN FROM THE SKY AND HIT AHBENG.
AHBENG: N!NA B# WHO HIT ME? BHE SONG IS IT?
LAMP GENIE: HO HOHO. I'AM THE LAMP GENIE FROM THE LAMP WHICH HIT YOU. YOU ARE LUCKY BECAUSE YOU ARE CHOSEN FROM THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO RECEIVED THE REWARD THAT I'M GOIN TO GRANT YOU.
AHBENG: WAH PIANG REALLY MEH, I SO HENG AH.. CAN GET REWARD FROM GENIE..
THIS IS A CHANCES IN A LIFETIME. EH GENNIE HOW MANY REWARD CAN I GET CAUSE YOU KNOW IN FILM THEY ALWAYS GET 3 WISHES.
LAMP GENIE: THATS EXACTLY HOW MANY WISHES I'M GOIN TO AWARD YOU.
HEARING THIS AHBENG IMMEDIATEDLY CONSULTING HIS SWORN BRUDDERS AND SISTERS WHAT SHOULD HE ASKED FOR.BECAUSE TOO MANY BRUDDERS AND SISTERS WERE GIVING IDEA, SOME SAYS ASK FOR VERSACE JEANS, SOME SAYS DKNY T SHIRT AND BLA BLA BLA.AHBENG GET CONFUSE. HE WANT TO MAKE HIS WISH WORTH AS MUCH AS HE COULD SO IT WILL NOT BE A WASTE.
AHLIEN (AHBENG GIRLFRIEND): HONEY IF YOU CONFUSE YOU CAN ASK FOR EVERYTHING WHAT?
AHBENG: YOU ARE RIGHT NOW I GOT THE IDEA. HEY GENNIE ARE YOU READY FOR MY FIRST WISH?
GENNIE : PLEASE YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
AHBENG: OK . HERE IT GOES MY FIRST WISH IS " SIMMI LANC!AU MA AI"
GENNIE: ALAKAZAM.. YOUR WISH IS GRANTED
SUDDENLY ALL OVER AHBENG BODIES IS COVERED BY EVERY KIND OF DICK, THERE IS FAT DICK, SKINNY DICK, SMELLY DICK, WHITE DICK, BROWN DICK, BLACK DICK. EVEN IN HIS FOREHEAD STICK OUT ONE GIGANTIC AFRICAN DICK.
AHBENG WAS SHOCK FOR WHAT HE HAD BEEN WISHED , AND NOW AHLIEN IS CRYING AND SHOUTING .
AHLIEN: BENG YOU ARE COVERED WITH SO MANY LANC!AU, THAT MAKE ME SCARED, 1 LANC!AU ALREADY MAKE ME CANNOT TAHAN , NOW WITH SO MANY LANC!AU.....ARGHHH
AHBENG: STEADY LAH LIEN I STILL HAVE 2 OTHER WISHES WHAT? I CAN USE 1 TO MAKE ALL THIS GONE AND STILL HAVE 1 LEFT,
AHBENG: OK NOW GENNIE DONT PLAY PLAY AH.. I WISH FOR EVERYTHING BUT YOU COVERED ME WITH ALL THIS DICK, THIS IS MY SECOND WISH , I WANT YOU TO MAKE ALL TH DICKS IN MY BODY DISAPEARED.
GENNIE: ALAKAZAM... YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. NOW REMEMBER AHBENG YOU ONLY HAVE 1 WISH LEFT, PLEASE THINK SMARTLY BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR LAST WISH . I'LL BE GONE FOR A WHILE WHEN YOU HAVE THINK UP WHAT U WISH FOR YOU CAN STEP ON THE EARTH AND CALLED MY NAME 3 TIMES AND I'LL APPEARED IN FRONT OF YOU..
AHBENG: OK GENNIE I'LL THINK CAREFULLY.
AHBENG: HONEY.. NOW YOU SEE ALL THE LANC!AU IN MY BODY ALREADY GONE, IS THIS THE YENTAU AHBENG THAT YOU LOVE?
AHLIEN : RIGHT... U SO SMART ONE LAH CAN MAKE ALL THE LANC!AU DISAPEARED.
NOW BENG BEFORE YOU THINK UP FOR YOU LAST WISH , WHY DONT WE GO TO MY HOUSE TO DISCUSS YOUR LAST WISH, YOU KNOW SEEING ALL THE LANC!AU MAKE ME FEELS.....
AHBENG: HO SE LAH.. LETS GO ...
WHEN THEY REACH AHLIEN HDB FLAT HER PARENTS WAS STILL WORKING SO NOBODY WAS AT HOME.THIS 2 COUPLE START DOIN THINGS CAUS ETHEPARENTS WAS NOT THERE. WHEN THEY ARE GETTING NAKED SUDDENLY AHLIEN MAKE A WEIRD QUESTION TO AHBENG,
AHLIEN : BENG... WHERE IS YOUR LANC!AU I DONT SEE ANY LEH...
AHBENG : MAYBE STILL HIDING LEH, WANT TO HAVE MORE FUN BEFORE IT GO BESERK.
AHLIEN: NO REALLY , I CANT FIND YOUR LANC!AU
AHBENG: DONT PLAY PLAY, SO BIG ALSO CANNOT SEE? AHHHHHHH WHERE IS MY LANC!AU????
AHLIEN : IT MUST HAVE GONE ALONG WITH YOUR LAST WISH, REMEMBER YOU WISH THAT ALL THE LANC!AU DISSAPEARED FROM YOUR BODY .
AHBENG: YAH LOH HOR... BUT LUCKILY I STILL HAVE 1 MORE WISH , I CAN ASK FOR MY LANC!AU BACK.
STEPPING AT THE FLOOR AND CALLING THE GENNIE NAME FOR 3 TIMES.
GENNIE: HOHOHOHO , NICE TO SEE YOU AHBENG YOU ALREADY DECIDED YOUR LAST WISH? I HOPE ITS A WISE ONE..
AHBENG : YOU BASKET GENNIE, I ASKED FOR EVERYTHING, YOU GIVE ME DICK ALL OVER MY BODY EVEN MY FACE, I ASK YOU TO MAKE IT DISSAPEARED , YOU ALSO MAKE MY PRECIOUS ONE GONE TOO. NOW THIS IS MY LAST WISH HOPE YOU NOT PLAY PLAY WITH ME AGAIN , BASKET.
AHBENG : MY LAST WISH IS I WANT MY OLD LANC!AU BACK. THAT IS NOT TOO HARD RIGHT . PLEASE MAKE IT RIGHT TIS TIME.
GENNIE : ALAKAZAM... YOUR WISH IS GRANTED.. NOW CHECK ON YOUR DICK BENG IS IT THE SAME WITH YOUR OLD DICK?
AHBENG : ARGGHHHHHHH WHY YOU GIVE ME BABIES DICK.........
AHBENG: N!NA B# WHO HIT ME? BHE SONG IS IT?
LAMP GENIE: HO HOHO. I'AM THE LAMP GENIE FROM THE LAMP WHICH HIT YOU. YOU ARE LUCKY BECAUSE YOU ARE CHOSEN FROM THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO RECEIVED THE REWARD THAT I'M GOIN TO GRANT YOU.
AHBENG: WAH PIANG REALLY MEH, I SO HENG AH.. CAN GET REWARD FROM GENIE..
THIS IS A CHANCES IN A LIFETIME. EH GENNIE HOW MANY REWARD CAN I GET CAUSE YOU KNOW IN FILM THEY ALWAYS GET 3 WISHES.
LAMP GENIE: THATS EXACTLY HOW MANY WISHES I'M GOIN TO AWARD YOU.
HEARING THIS AHBENG IMMEDIATEDLY CONSULTING HIS SWORN BRUDDERS AND SISTERS WHAT SHOULD HE ASKED FOR.BECAUSE TOO MANY BRUDDERS AND SISTERS WERE GIVING IDEA, SOME SAYS ASK FOR VERSACE JEANS, SOME SAYS DKNY T SHIRT AND BLA BLA BLA.AHBENG GET CONFUSE. HE WANT TO MAKE HIS WISH WORTH AS MUCH AS HE COULD SO IT WILL NOT BE A WASTE.
AHLIEN (AHBENG GIRLFRIEND): HONEY IF YOU CONFUSE YOU CAN ASK FOR EVERYTHING WHAT?
AHBENG: YOU ARE RIGHT NOW I GOT THE IDEA. HEY GENNIE ARE YOU READY FOR MY FIRST WISH?
GENNIE : PLEASE YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
AHBENG: OK . HERE IT GOES MY FIRST WISH IS " SIMMI LANC!AU MA AI"
GENNIE: ALAKAZAM.. YOUR WISH IS GRANTED
SUDDENLY ALL OVER AHBENG BODIES IS COVERED BY EVERY KIND OF DICK, THERE IS FAT DICK, SKINNY DICK, SMELLY DICK, WHITE DICK, BROWN DICK, BLACK DICK. EVEN IN HIS FOREHEAD STICK OUT ONE GIGANTIC AFRICAN DICK.
AHBENG WAS SHOCK FOR WHAT HE HAD BEEN WISHED , AND NOW AHLIEN IS CRYING AND SHOUTING .
AHLIEN: BENG YOU ARE COVERED WITH SO MANY LANC!AU, THAT MAKE ME SCARED, 1 LANC!AU ALREADY MAKE ME CANNOT TAHAN , NOW WITH SO MANY LANC!AU.....ARGHHH
AHBENG: STEADY LAH LIEN I STILL HAVE 2 OTHER WISHES WHAT? I CAN USE 1 TO MAKE ALL THIS GONE AND STILL HAVE 1 LEFT,
AHBENG: OK NOW GENNIE DONT PLAY PLAY AH.. I WISH FOR EVERYTHING BUT YOU COVERED ME WITH ALL THIS DICK, THIS IS MY SECOND WISH , I WANT YOU TO MAKE ALL TH DICKS IN MY BODY DISAPEARED.
GENNIE: ALAKAZAM... YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. NOW REMEMBER AHBENG YOU ONLY HAVE 1 WISH LEFT, PLEASE THINK SMARTLY BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR LAST WISH . I'LL BE GONE FOR A WHILE WHEN YOU HAVE THINK UP WHAT U WISH FOR YOU CAN STEP ON THE EARTH AND CALLED MY NAME 3 TIMES AND I'LL APPEARED IN FRONT OF YOU..
AHBENG: OK GENNIE I'LL THINK CAREFULLY.
AHBENG: HONEY.. NOW YOU SEE ALL THE LANC!AU IN MY BODY ALREADY GONE, IS THIS THE YENTAU AHBENG THAT YOU LOVE?
AHLIEN : RIGHT... U SO SMART ONE LAH CAN MAKE ALL THE LANC!AU DISAPEARED.
NOW BENG BEFORE YOU THINK UP FOR YOU LAST WISH , WHY DONT WE GO TO MY HOUSE TO DISCUSS YOUR LAST WISH, YOU KNOW SEEING ALL THE LANC!AU MAKE ME FEELS.....
AHBENG: HO SE LAH.. LETS GO ...
WHEN THEY REACH AHLIEN HDB FLAT HER PARENTS WAS STILL WORKING SO NOBODY WAS AT HOME.THIS 2 COUPLE START DOIN THINGS CAUS ETHEPARENTS WAS NOT THERE. WHEN THEY ARE GETTING NAKED SUDDENLY AHLIEN MAKE A WEIRD QUESTION TO AHBENG,
AHLIEN : BENG... WHERE IS YOUR LANC!AU I DONT SEE ANY LEH...
AHBENG : MAYBE STILL HIDING LEH, WANT TO HAVE MORE FUN BEFORE IT GO BESERK.
AHLIEN: NO REALLY , I CANT FIND YOUR LANC!AU
AHBENG: DONT PLAY PLAY, SO BIG ALSO CANNOT SEE? AHHHHHHH WHERE IS MY LANC!AU????
AHLIEN : IT MUST HAVE GONE ALONG WITH YOUR LAST WISH, REMEMBER YOU WISH THAT ALL THE LANC!AU DISSAPEARED FROM YOUR BODY .
AHBENG: YAH LOH HOR... BUT LUCKILY I STILL HAVE 1 MORE WISH , I CAN ASK FOR MY LANC!AU BACK.
STEPPING AT THE FLOOR AND CALLING THE GENNIE NAME FOR 3 TIMES.
GENNIE: HOHOHOHO , NICE TO SEE YOU AHBENG YOU ALREADY DECIDED YOUR LAST WISH? I HOPE ITS A WISE ONE..
AHBENG : YOU BASKET GENNIE, I ASKED FOR EVERYTHING, YOU GIVE ME DICK ALL OVER MY BODY EVEN MY FACE, I ASK YOU TO MAKE IT DISSAPEARED , YOU ALSO MAKE MY PRECIOUS ONE GONE TOO. NOW THIS IS MY LAST WISH HOPE YOU NOT PLAY PLAY WITH ME AGAIN , BASKET.
AHBENG : MY LAST WISH IS I WANT MY OLD LANC!AU BACK. THAT IS NOT TOO HARD RIGHT . PLEASE MAKE IT RIGHT TIS TIME.
GENNIE : ALAKAZAM... YOUR WISH IS GRANTED.. NOW CHECK ON YOUR DICK BENG IS IT THE SAME WITH YOUR OLD DICK?
AHBENG : ARGGHHHHHHH WHY YOU GIVE ME BABIES DICK.........