solarcoaster
05-11-2006, 06:34 PM
On one fine day Mr LAU TI KO suddenly feels the urge to satisfies his "animal basic instint". At first Mr LAU start fantasizing 'bout' the high class escort ladies managed by MADAM WONG, but when he count his money he grumble to himself" wah lauu ,bo kau luiii cannot chiong high class barbie dolls", suddenly from his left and right shoulders apperas devil LAU TI KO and saint LAU TI KO,
devil says: "can not have barbie dolls nevermind what , still have IPOH MEI MEI, or not still have TA LU MEI MEI , any one also shiok already"
saint says: "remember to pray don't make more sin as u already a heavy sinner"
confuse between this two voices MR LAU start thinking , if not go chiong he can save his money and did not commit any sin, but on the other hand if he did not go to chiong he cannot tahan or else he kena xiau chong nau syndrome.
After careful consideration on financial, health and morality, LAU TI KO decided to go to JALAN BESAR. Because if he call for MADAM WONG BARBIE DOLL not enough Money, go GEYLANG looking for TA LU MEI MEI also bo kau Luii, bo phien have to go to JALAN BESAR. So off he go....
When he reach JALAN BESAR the time is just afternoon, MR LAU cruise along the lorong to find if any of the brothel is open . After cruising for some time he saw one door is open but the girls is not there yet. only 1 indian bapuk who is sweeping the floor. AS the nature of his urge was so high MR LAU " SAid BO HU HER ma HO"( no fish prawn also can). he entered the parlour and force this bapuk to have sex with him with the reward of $15. At first this bapuk refuse because the payment is so low, but after some negotiation they agreed on the term which is MR LAU can only put his *&^%$ between the bapuk thighs, and the bapuk will pretend screaming with full excitement during the course.
When they start to undress and MR LAU put his *&^%$ between the thigs suddenly this bapuk is farting, due to the curry he just ate for lunch
MR LAU: " BAYI what is that sound ? where does it came from ? u fart ?"
BAPUK: " No lah uncle that is the sound of thunder.."
30 seconds after that this bayi start to pee
MR LAU: " BAYI what is that water? u so wet already is it? i can feel the wettness in my ^&*%?
BAPUK :" No lah uncle that must be hujan , just now already got thunder what? so now came the rain lah..."
BY the time Bapuk finished his sentences he cannot than already he already want to pangsai..then suddenly off he go...
before he can explain to MR LAU about his act suddenly MR LAU SHouted:" wah lauu bayi.. like this also can ahhh, never been so shiok before leh... thunder datang, hujan datang and now muddy also datang...."
devil says: "can not have barbie dolls nevermind what , still have IPOH MEI MEI, or not still have TA LU MEI MEI , any one also shiok already"
saint says: "remember to pray don't make more sin as u already a heavy sinner"
confuse between this two voices MR LAU start thinking , if not go chiong he can save his money and did not commit any sin, but on the other hand if he did not go to chiong he cannot tahan or else he kena xiau chong nau syndrome.
After careful consideration on financial, health and morality, LAU TI KO decided to go to JALAN BESAR. Because if he call for MADAM WONG BARBIE DOLL not enough Money, go GEYLANG looking for TA LU MEI MEI also bo kau Luii, bo phien have to go to JALAN BESAR. So off he go....
When he reach JALAN BESAR the time is just afternoon, MR LAU cruise along the lorong to find if any of the brothel is open . After cruising for some time he saw one door is open but the girls is not there yet. only 1 indian bapuk who is sweeping the floor. AS the nature of his urge was so high MR LAU " SAid BO HU HER ma HO"( no fish prawn also can). he entered the parlour and force this bapuk to have sex with him with the reward of $15. At first this bapuk refuse because the payment is so low, but after some negotiation they agreed on the term which is MR LAU can only put his *&^%$ between the bapuk thighs, and the bapuk will pretend screaming with full excitement during the course.
When they start to undress and MR LAU put his *&^%$ between the thigs suddenly this bapuk is farting, due to the curry he just ate for lunch
MR LAU: " BAYI what is that sound ? where does it came from ? u fart ?"
BAPUK: " No lah uncle that is the sound of thunder.."
30 seconds after that this bayi start to pee
MR LAU: " BAYI what is that water? u so wet already is it? i can feel the wettness in my ^&*%?
BAPUK :" No lah uncle that must be hujan , just now already got thunder what? so now came the rain lah..."
BY the time Bapuk finished his sentences he cannot than already he already want to pangsai..then suddenly off he go...
before he can explain to MR LAU about his act suddenly MR LAU SHouted:" wah lauu bayi.. like this also can ahhh, never been so shiok before leh... thunder datang, hujan datang and now muddy also datang...."